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February 5th, 2003

. . . except for all the others that have been tried.

I am coming to the conclusion that democracy sucks. Just listed to the thunderous blowhards at the U.N. after the Secretary of State’s speech. All have to get their word in. All have to soar to heights of rhetoric. All have to repeat, over and over again, the same things that have been said before. And what happens in the end? Absolutely nothing. Nothing changes. Nobody changes their mind. Some might be more convinced and others less unconvinced but nobody shows the slightest movement off their base position. What an utterly useless excercise.

Democracy only works with a strong hand at the tiller. Theodore Roosevelt knew this. I think President Bush is starting to understand. You may dither with the talking heads and let them spout their blatherscythe but in the end you’ve got to go right ahead and do what you think right and trust the purveyors of pomposity to go right along with you.

What’s particularly maddening is that the need to be seen and heard, which infects all politicians, carries down to the lowest level – our wide variety of social clubs. I find it spectacular that a fellow who wishes to suggest that we spend $20 on paper products has to announce himself to the President of the organization, stand up and launch into a ten or more minute exposition on the finances of the group vis a vis the current national economic position and how that relates to worldwide fluctuations in gold value and the speculative aspects of brazil nuts. Wouldn’t it have been much more simple and pleasing to everyone else just to say – if you need to be heard at all – that’s a damn fine idea! I make a motion, seconded and so moved?

We’d be able to get through meetings in 30 minutes, congressional sessions in mere months and maybe actually accomplish something at the U.N. in less than, what’s it been? 54 years?

So, democracy’s useless. A benevolent absolute monarchy is always the best choice – you just can’t rely on benevolence being a hereditary trait.

Bonus points if you catch the reference in the title. It nicely sums up my peroration.

4 Responses to “. . . except for all the others that have been tried.”

  1. bampf Says:

    See, I told ya politics is useless. So stop taking notes at speeches, stop spending so much time watching CSPAN, stop reading National Review and NewsMax and commit yourself wholly to your more constructive hobbies like boozin and playin soldier. Glad you finally seen the light.

    -bampf

    PS. Did you say ‘blatherscythe’? WTF?

    PSS. Churchill, right?

  2. bp Says:

    Politics is a means to an end. Even if it’s bloody useless it’s the best chance we’ve got . . . hence the Churchill paraphrase.

    I can honestly say I’ve never looked at C-SPAN and don’t know what NewsMax is. Guilty on National Review as well as most of the local and regional papers and all the websites I can fit into an eight-hour day.

    Yep, it sucks but we all lose heart from time to time. It ain’t that I don’t like politics . . . I just don’t like people disagreeing with me.

    -bp

  3. bampf Says:

    Hmmm… well I really don t foresee people ceasing to disagree with you, so yer gonna be stuck in the mire for a while… but hey, as long as you re having a good time along the way.

    You should check out newsmax.com… I m pretty sure they consider NR to be leftists… that should give you an idea.

    -b

  4. bp Says:

    Someday they’ll all agree with me, or they’ll cease to be. Mmmm, absolute power.

    Hrm, NR as lefties? Sounds libertarian and worth a look. Betcha they’d like the guys with the Islam is peace bumper sticker with a swastika substituted for the “s.” Bit too extreme for my tastes.

    -bp